{"id":218,"date":"2010-08-21T09:46:44","date_gmt":"2010-08-21T09:46:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/6378.wms78.wedos.ws\/subdom\/blog\/?p=218"},"modified":"2010-08-21T09:46:44","modified_gmt":"2010-08-21T09:46:44","slug":"monkey-management","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/6378.wms78.wedos.ws\/subdom\/blog\/monkey-management\/","title":{"rendered":"Monkey management"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"958545b2ffe6a18f89c3ac8a7be9162a\" data-index=\"3\" style=\"float: none; margin:0px;\">\n<script type=\"text\/javascript\"><!--\r\ngoogle_ad_client = \"ca-pub-9849429965459928\";\r\n\/* Blog 300x250 \u00c3\ufffd\u00ef\u00bf\u00bd\u00c3\u00af\u00c2\u00bf\u00c2\u00bdl\u00c3\ufffd\u00ef\u00bf\u00bd\u00c3\ufffd\u00c2\u00a1nky *\/\r\ngoogle_ad_slot = \"0479547637\";\r\ngoogle_ad_width = 300;\r\ngoogle_ad_height = 250;\r\n\/\/-->\r\n<\/script>\r\n<script type=\"text\/javascript\"\r\nsrc=\"http:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/show_ads.js\">\r\n<\/script>\n<\/div>\n<p><font size=\"3\">&nbsp; 1. Zavrete do prazdne mistnosti 20 opic.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"3\">&nbsp; 2. Pod strop do stredu mistnosti zaveste banan a prisunte k nemu<br \/>&nbsp; zebrik tak, aby se dalo na banan dosahnout. Je dulezite, aby se k<br \/>&nbsp; bananu nedalo dostat jinou cestou nez po zebriku.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"3\">&nbsp; 3. Nainstalujte na strop system, ktery vzdy, kdyz nejaka opice<br \/>&nbsp; zacne vylezat nahoru po zebriku, spusti na celou plochu mistnosti<br \/>&nbsp; ledovou sprchu (neco na zpusob haseni pozaru).<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"3\">&nbsp; 4. Opice se rychle nauci, ze neni mozne lezt po zebriku, aby se<br \/>&nbsp; zaroven nespustila ledova sprcha.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"3\">&nbsp; 5. Potom nahradte jednu z 20 opic novou. Ta se hned&nbsp; zkusi<br \/>&nbsp; priblizit k zebriku a dostat se tak k bananu. Zbytek opic se na ni<br \/>&nbsp; okamzite vrhne a zacne ji mlatit, i kdyz chudera netusi vubec proc.<\/font><\/p><!--CusAds0-->\n<p><font size=\"3\">&nbsp; 6. Nasledne vymente dalsi starou opici za novou. Pri jejim pokusu<br \/>&nbsp; o ztec bananu se ostatni na ni opet vrhnou a ta, ktera byla<br \/>&nbsp; dodana tesne pred ni, ji bude mlatit nejvic.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"3\">&nbsp; 7.Pokracujte ve vymene opic podle predesleho vzoru az do te doby,<br \/>&nbsp; nez budou vsechny opice &quot;nove&quot;.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"3\">&nbsp; 8. Nyni uz se zadna z opic neodvazi priblizit k zebriku a i kdyby<br \/>&nbsp; to nejakou opici z nejakeho duvodu jenom napadlo, ostatni ji<br \/>&nbsp; zmasakruji a nejhorsi na te veci je, ze ani jedna z opic nebude<br \/>&nbsp;tusit duvod.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"3\"><br \/>&nbsp; Zaver: Takto se rodi beh a kultura firmy.<\/font><\/p>\n<div class=\"958545b2ffe6a18f89c3ac8a7be9162a\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<script type=\"text\/javascript\"><!--\r\ngoogle_ad_client = \"pub-9849429965459928\";\r\n\/* Blog 234x60 texty, vytvo\u00c3\ufffd\u00ef\u00bf\u00bd\u00c3\u00af\u00c2\u00bf\u00c2\u00bd\u00c3\ufffd\u00c2\u00af\u00c3\ufffd\u00c2\u00bf\u00c3\ufffd\u00c2\u00bd\u00c3\ufffd\u00ef\u00bf\u00bd\u00c3\ufffd\u00c2\u00af\u00c3\ufffd\u00ef\u00bf\u00bd\u00c3\ufffd\u00c2\u00bf\u00c3\ufffd\u00ef\u00bf\u00bd\u00c3\ufffd\u00c2\u00bd\u00c3\ufffd\u00ef\u00bf\u00bd\u00c3\u00af\u00c2\u00bf\u00c2\u00bd\u00c3\ufffd\u00ef\u00bf\u00bd\u00c3\ufffd\u00c2\u00af\u00c3\ufffd\u00ef\u00bf\u00bd\u00c3\u00af\u00c2\u00bf\u00c2\u00bd\u00c3\ufffd\u00ef\u00bf\u00bd\u00c3\ufffd\u00c2\u00bf\u00c3\ufffd\u00ef\u00bf\u00bd\u00c3\u00af\u00c2\u00bf\u00c2\u00bd\u00c3\ufffd\u00ef\u00bf\u00bd\u00c3\ufffd\u00c2\u00bd\u00c3\ufffd\u00ef\u00bf\u00bd\u00c3\u00af\u00c2\u00bf\u00c2\u00bd\u00c3\ufffd\u00c2\u00af\u00c3\ufffd\u00c2\u00bf\u00c3\ufffd\u00c2\u00bd\u00c3\ufffd\u00ef\u00bf\u00bd\u00c3\u00af\u00c2\u00bf\u00c2\u00bd\u00c3\ufffd\u00ef\u00bf\u00bd\u00c3\ufffd\u00c2\u00af\u00c3\ufffd\u00ef\u00bf\u00bd\u00c3\u00af\u00c2\u00bf\u00c2\u00bd\u00c3\ufffd\u00c2\u00af\u00c3\ufffd\u00c2\u00bf\u00c3\ufffd\u00c2\u00bd\u00c3\ufffd\u00ef\u00bf\u00bd\u00c3\u00af\u00c2\u00bf\u00c2\u00bd\u00c3\ufffd\u00ef\u00bf\u00bd\u00c3\ufffd\u00c2\u00bf\u00c3\ufffd\u00ef\u00bf\u00bd\u00c3\u00af\u00c2\u00bf\u00c2\u00bd\u00c3\ufffd\u00c2\u00af\u00c3\ufffd\u00c2\u00bf\u00c3\ufffd\u00c2\u00bd\u00c3\ufffd\u00ef\u00bf\u00bd\u00c3\u00af\u00c2\u00bf\u00c2\u00bd\u00c3\ufffd\u00ef\u00bf\u00bd\u00c3\ufffd\u00c2\u00bd\u00c3\ufffd\u00ef\u00bf\u00bd\u00c3\u00af\u00c2\u00bf\u00c2\u00bd\u00c3\ufffd\u00c2\u00af\u00c3\ufffd\u00c2\u00bf\u00c3\ufffd\u00c2\u00bd\u00c3\ufffd\u00ef\u00bf\u00bd\u00c3\ufffd\u00c2\u00af\u00c3\ufffd\u00ef\u00bf\u00bd\u00c3\ufffd\u00c2\u00bf\u00c3\ufffd\u00ef\u00bf\u00bd\u00c3\ufffd\u00c2\u00bd\u00c3\ufffd\u00ef\u00bf\u00bd\u00c3\u00af\u00c2\u00bf\u00c2\u00bd\u00c3\ufffd\u00c2\u00af\u00c3\ufffd\u00c2\u00bf\u00c3\ufffd\u00c2\u00bd\u00c3\ufffd\u00ef\u00bf\u00bd\u00c3\u00af\u00c2\u00bf\u00c2\u00bd\u00c3\ufffd\u00ef\u00bf\u00bd\u00c3\ufffd\u00c2\u00af\u00c3\ufffd\u00ef\u00bf\u00bd\u00c3\u00af\u00c2\u00bf\u00c2\u00bd\u00c3\ufffd\u00c2\u00af\u00c3\ufffd\u00c2\u00bf\u00c3\ufffd\u00c2\u00bd\u00c3\ufffd\u00ef\u00bf\u00bd\u00c3\ufffd\u00c2\u00af\u00c3\ufffd\u00ef\u00bf\u00bd\u00c3\ufffd\u00c2\u00bf\u00c3\ufffd\u00ef\u00bf\u00bd\u00c3\ufffd\u00c2\u00bd\u00c3\ufffd\u00ef\u00bf\u00bd\u00c3\u00af\u00c2\u00bf\u00c2\u00bd\u00c3\ufffd\u00c2\u00af\u00c3\ufffd\u00c2\u00bf\u00c3\ufffd\u00c2\u00bd\u00c3\ufffd\u00ef\u00bf\u00bd\u00c3\u00af\u00c2\u00bf\u00c2\u00bd\u00c3\ufffd\u00ef\u00bf\u00bd\u00c3\ufffd\u00c2\u00bf\u00c3\ufffd\u00ef\u00bf\u00bd\u00c3\u00af\u00c2\u00bf\u00c2\u00bd\u00c3\ufffd\u00c2\u00af\u00c3\ufffd\u00c2\u00bf\u00c3\ufffd\u00c2\u00bd\u00c3\ufffd\u00ef\u00bf\u00bd\u00c3\ufffd\u00c2\u00af\u00c3\ufffd\u00ef\u00bf\u00bd\u00c3\ufffd\u00c2\u00bf\u00c3\ufffd\u00ef\u00bf\u00bd\u00c3\ufffd\u00c2\u00bd\u00c3\ufffd\u00ef\u00bf\u00bd\u00c3\u00af\u00c2\u00bf\u00c2\u00bd\u00c3\ufffd\u00c2\u00af\u00c3\ufffd\u00c2\u00bf\u00c3\ufffd\u00c2\u00bd\u00c3\ufffd\u00ef\u00bf\u00bd\u00c3\u00af\u00c2\u00bf\u00c2\u00bd\u00c3\ufffd\u00ef\u00bf\u00bd\u00c3\ufffd\u00c2\u00bdeno 10.1.11 *\/\r\ngoogle_ad_slot = \"1054435175\";\r\ngoogle_ad_width = 234;\r\ngoogle_ad_height = 60;\r\n\/\/-->\r\n<\/script>\r\n<script type=\"text\/javascript\"\r\nsrc=\"http:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/show_ads.js\">\r\n<\/script>\n<\/div>\n\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; 1. Zavrete do prazdne mistnosti 20 opic. &nbsp; 2. Pod strop do stredu mistnosti zaveste banan a prisunte k nemu&nbsp; zebrik tak, aby se dalo na banan dosahnout. Je dulezite, aby se k&nbsp; bananu nedalo dostat jinou cestou nez po zebriku. &nbsp; 3. Nainstalujte na strop system, ktery vzdy, kdyz nejaka opice&nbsp; zacne vylezat &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/6378.wms78.wedos.ws\/subdom\/blog\/monkey-management\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Monkey management<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[110,111],"class_list":["post-218","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-management","tag-monkey-management"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/6378.wms78.wedos.ws\/subdom\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/218","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/6378.wms78.wedos.ws\/subdom\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/6378.wms78.wedos.ws\/subdom\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/6378.wms78.wedos.ws\/subdom\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/6378.wms78.wedos.ws\/subdom\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=218"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/6378.wms78.wedos.ws\/subdom\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/218\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":219,"href":"http:\/\/6378.wms78.wedos.ws\/subdom\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/218\/revisions\/219"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/6378.wms78.wedos.ws\/subdom\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=218"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/6378.wms78.wedos.ws\/subdom\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=218"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/6378.wms78.wedos.ws\/subdom\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=218"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}