{"id":5,"date":"2010-08-21T08:39:24","date_gmt":"2010-08-21T08:39:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/6378.wms78.wedos.ws\/subdom\/blog\/?p=5"},"modified":"2010-08-21T08:45:39","modified_gmt":"2010-08-21T08:45:39","slug":"takova-hloupa-holka","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/6378.wms78.wedos.ws\/subdom\/blog\/takova-hloupa-holka\/","title":{"rendered":"Takov\u00e1 hloup\u00e1 holka"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"958545b2ffe6a18f89c3ac8a7be9162a\" data-index=\"3\" style=\"float: none; margin:0px;\">\n<script type=\"text\/javascript\"><!--\r\ngoogle_ad_client = \"ca-pub-9849429965459928\";\r\n\/* Blog 300x250 \u00c3\ufffd\u00ef\u00bf\u00bd\u00c3\u00af\u00c2\u00bf\u00c2\u00bdl\u00c3\ufffd\u00ef\u00bf\u00bd\u00c3\ufffd\u00c2\u00a1nky *\/\r\ngoogle_ad_slot = \"0479547637\";\r\ngoogle_ad_width = 300;\r\ngoogle_ad_height = 250;\r\n\/\/-->\r\n<\/script>\r\n<script type=\"text\/javascript\"\r\nsrc=\"http:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/show_ads.js\">\r\n<\/script>\n<\/div>\n<p>Byla tam. U\u017e ji asi m\u011bs\u00edc nevid\u011bl, ale dneska tam byla. V\u017edycky kdy\u017e odj\u00ed\u017ed\u011bl do m\u011bsta zasl\u00edben\u00e9ho, nakoupil si ve\u010der cestou v tom hypermarketu. Poprv\u00e9 ji uvid\u011bl u\u017e p\u0159ed p\u016fl rokem a od t\u00fd doby v\u017edycky kdy\u017e tam byla, \u0161el k jej\u00ed pokladn\u011b. Stoupnul si do fronty a \u010dekal, po o\u010dku na ni kouknul. <\/p>\n<p>Najednou se ozvalo &#8220;Ahoj&#8221;. <\/p>\n<p>Usm\u00e1la se na n\u011bj. To NEBYLO v pl\u00e1nu! Takhle to bylo \u00fapln\u011b proti pravidl\u016fm! <\/p>\n<p>Spr\u00e1vn\u011b to m\u011blo prob\u011bhnout tak, \u017ee se pozdrav\u00ed &#8220;dobr\u00fd den&#8221;, ona mu to spo\u010d\u00edt\u00e1 a on po n\u00ed nesm\u011ble koukne kdy\u017e budou \u010dekat a\u017e se mu ode\u010dte n\u00e1kup z karty. Pak m\u011bl odej\u00edt, ohl\u00eddnout se, aby vid\u011bl ji, jak je pln\u011b zam\u011bstnan\u00e1 dal\u0161\u00edm z\u00e1kazn\u00edkem. Pak m\u011bl cestou v aut\u011b ob\u010das pomyslet na ty bo\u017esk\u00fd o\u010di a nechat se un\u00e9st bl\u00e1znivou p\u0159edstavou. <\/p>\n<p>A ona si prost\u011b pozdrav\u00ed t\u00edm sv\u00fdm Ahoj, jako by se znali od mali\u010dka. Hrozn\u011b ho to popudilo, p\u0159ekvapilo, probudilo, zasko\u010dilo, l\u00edbilo se mu to. <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Ahoj&#8221;, odpov\u011bd\u011bl.<\/p>\n<p>Op\u011btovala mu \u00fasm\u011bv, kterej byl je\u0161t\u011b milej\u0161\u00ed, ne\u017e ty \u010dokol\u00e1dov\u00fd reflektory. <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Za \u010dtvrt hodiny kon\u010d\u00edm&#8221;, pronesla s dal\u0161\u00edm, te\u010f mnohem veselej\u0161\u00edm \u00fasm\u011bvem. <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Tak to sem m\u011bl docela \u0161t\u011bst\u00ed&#8221; vysoukal ze sebe hrkan\u011b. <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Nev\u00ed\u0161 v kolik jede autobus?&#8221;. <\/p><!--CusAds0-->\n<p>Tahle ot\u00e1zka ho dostala je\u0161t\u011b v\u00edc ne\u017e to &#8220;Ahoj&#8221;. Mo\u017en\u00e1 o tom chv\u00edli p\u0159emej\u0161lela, mo\u017en\u00e1 to m\u011bla p\u0159ipraven\u00fd, mo\u017en\u00e1 ji to napadlo te\u010f. Ale rozhodn\u011b to bylo perfektn\u00ed. Nemohla se zeptat jinak, aby to bylo tak nevinn\u00fd a z\u00e1rove\u0148 tak jasn\u00fd a jin\u00fd. <\/p>\n<p>Napadlo ho, co kdyby to ud\u011blal. Co kdyby j\u00ed odpov\u011bd\u011bl jak ona chce. Nebo jak si myslel \u017ee ona chce. Zkusil to. Srovnal slova &#8230; n\u00e1dech &#8230; hrk &#8230; hrk .. v\u00fddech. Znova&#8230; Srovnal slova &#8230; n\u00e1dech &#8230; <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Nevim&#8221;, odpov\u011bd\u011bl a bylo to to nejhor\u0161\u00ed Nevim co kdy \u0159ek. Nikdy to slovo nezn\u011blo tak hloup\u011b jako te\u010f. D\u00e1val pomalu v\u011bci do ta\u0161ky a ona mu pod\u00e1vala kartu s \u00fa\u010dtenkou. Vzal si kartu a \u00fapln\u011b zapom\u011bl na starej ohranej trik s dotykem prst\u016f p\u0159i preb\u00edr\u00e1n\u00ed karty.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Tak ahoj, zase n\u011bkdy.&#8221; je nejhloup\u011bj\u0161\u00ed rozlou\u010den\u00ed.<\/p>\n<p>Usm\u00e1la se<\/p>\n<p>Odch\u00e1zel. Nased do auta a jel noc\u00ed po d\u00e1lnici. V d\u00e1lce nad Prahou hrozila velk\u00e1 bou\u0159ka.<\/p>\n<p>Celou cestu p\u0159emej\u0161lel, jak ta holka m\u016f\u017ee bejt tak hloup\u00e1, \u017ee si ani po p\u016fl roce pr\u00e1ce v hypermarketu nepamatuje, v kolik j\u00ed ve\u010der jede autobus.<\/p>\n<p>\/\/YOak\u00b4s memories, 8.6.2003\/\/ <\/p>\n<p>\n\/\/dopln\u011bn\u00ed z 10.7.2003\/\/<br \/>\nOd t\u00fd doby ji u\u017e nikdy v hypermarketu nevid\u011bl.<\/p>\n<p>\/\/dopln\u011bn\u00ed z 17.7.2003\/\/<br \/>\nDneska jel p\u0159es Plze\u0148 a v r\u00e1diu hl\u00e1sili, \u017ee na kraji m\u011bsta na\u0161li mrtv\u00e9 t\u011blo asi t\u0159iadvacetilet\u00e9 d\u00edvky. 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