{"id":555,"date":"2013-07-31T07:39:14","date_gmt":"2013-07-31T06:39:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/6378.wms78.wedos.ws\/subdom\/blog\/?p=555"},"modified":"2013-08-09T06:41:56","modified_gmt":"2013-08-09T05:41:56","slug":"par-tipu-pro-zacinajici-otce","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/6378.wms78.wedos.ws\/subdom\/blog\/par-tipu-pro-zacinajici-otce\/","title":{"rendered":"P\u00e1r tip\u016f pro za\u010d\u00ednaj\u00edc\u00ed otce"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"958545b2ffe6a18f89c3ac8a7be9162a\" data-index=\"3\" style=\"float: none; margin:0px;\">\n<script type=\"text\/javascript\"><!--\r\ngoogle_ad_client = \"ca-pub-9849429965459928\";\r\n\/* Blog 300x250 \u00c3\ufffd\u00ef\u00bf\u00bd\u00c3\u00af\u00c2\u00bf\u00c2\u00bdl\u00c3\ufffd\u00ef\u00bf\u00bd\u00c3\ufffd\u00c2\u00a1nky *\/\r\ngoogle_ad_slot = \"0479547637\";\r\ngoogle_ad_width = 300;\r\ngoogle_ad_height = 250;\r\n\/\/-->\r\n<\/script>\r\n<script type=\"text\/javascript\"\r\nsrc=\"http:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/show_ads.js\">\r\n<\/script>\n<\/div>\n<p>Jeliko\u017e se to v m\u00fdm okol\u00ed doslova hem\u017e\u00ed nast\u00e1vaj\u00edc\u00edmi otci, rozhodl jsem se d\u00e1t n\u011bkolik zku\u0161enost\u00ed k dobru. Nev\u00edm jestli to bude n\u011bkomu u\u017eite\u010dn\u00fd, ale ka\u017edop\u00e1dn\u011b r\u00e1d chytra\u010d\u00edm, tak\u017ee zde to m\u00e1te p\u00e1nov\u00e9.<\/p>\n<p>Asi je zbyte\u010dn\u00fd v\u00e1m kl\u00e1st ot\u00e1zky typu: Opravdu u\u017e nikdy nechcete bez obav prokalit noc a\u017e do r\u00e1na, pl\u00e1cnout s sebou do postele a sp\u00e1t a\u017e do ob\u011bda? Opravdu si u\u017e nikdy nechcete u\u017e\u00edt vyhn\u00edvac\u00ed v\u00edkend kdy jedinej pohyb bude p\u0159esun z postele na gau\u010d k televizi a k ledni\u010dce? Opravdu u\u017e se nikdy nechcete vyspat? Opravdu u\u017e chcete m\u00edt nav\u017edycky o n\u011bkoho starost? &#8230; ne, to jsem v\u00e1s necht\u011bl znerv\u00f3z\u0148ovat, je ale fakt, \u017ee tyhle ot\u00e1zky si \u010dlov\u011bk klade v\u017edycky pozd\u011b. A ti, kte\u0159\u00ed v\u00e1m to mohli \u0159\u00edct &#8211; tedy rodi\u010de &#8211; se chovaj\u00ed jako sekta, jej\u00ed\u017e jedin\u00fdm c\u00edlem je z\u00edskat co nejv\u00edc stejn\u011b posti\u017een\u00fdch do st\u00e1de\u010dka.<\/p>\n<p>Co v\u00e1s tedy \u010dek\u00e1 a jac\u00ed byste m\u011bli b\u00fdt?<\/p>\n<p><strong>Nebu\u010f l\u00ednej<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Jedinou a asi nejd\u016fle\u017eit\u011bj\u0161\u00ed radu mi dal Zdenda. \u0158ek mi: &#8220;Nebu\u010f l\u00ednej a pak je to dobr\u00fd.&#8221;. M\u011bl pravdu. Nebejt l\u00ednej je sice dost nam\u00e1hav\u00fd, ale na lenost prost\u011b nen\u00ed \u010das. Po\u0159\u00e1d je t\u0159eba n\u011bkoho zvedat, k n\u011bkomu vst\u00e1vat, n\u011bkomu pom\u00e1hat, n\u011bco nosit n\u011bkam apod. A nic v\u00e1m sm\u011brem k matce va\u0161eho d\u00edt\u011bte nepom\u016f\u017ee tolik jako kdy\u017e j\u00ed jednou za noc \u0159eknete \u017ee to d\u00edt\u011b p\u0159ebal\u00edte vy. Za t\u011bch 5 minut sp\u00e1nku nav\u00edc v\u00e1m bude neskute\u010dn\u011b vd\u011b\u010dn\u00e1, proto\u017ee t\u011bch 5 minut d\u011bl\u00e1 v\u00fdznamn\u00e9 procento z celkov\u00e9ho po\u010dtu jej\u00edch naspan\u00fdch minut p\u0159es den.<\/p>\n<p>Jo, nen\u00ed to sranda, proto\u017ee celej den mak\u00e1te v pr\u00e1ci a t\u00edm se c\u00edt\u00edte b\u00fdt d\u016fle\u017eit\u00ed. Ale p\u0159edstavte si &#8211; kdy\u017e v\u00e1m vypadne my\u0161 z ruky, tak se nic nestane. Proto nen\u00ed dobrej n\u00e1pad p\u0159ij\u00edt z pr\u00e1ce dom\u016f a zejm\u00e9na v prvn\u00edch t\u00fddnech si lehnout na gau\u010d a zeptat se co je k ve\u010de\u0159i \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p><strong>Hn\u00edzd\u00edc\u00ed instinkt<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Je\u0161t\u011b p\u0159ed porodem v\u00e1s (krom\u011b toho \u017ee \u017eijete s \u010d\u00edm d\u00e1l v\u00edc se zv\u011bt\u0161uj\u00edc\u00edm roztomil\u00fdm ale tan\u010d\u00edkem) \u010dek\u00e1 n\u011bkolik z\u00e1sadn\u00edch zm\u011bn ve va\u0161\u00ed dom\u00e1cnosti. P\u0159edn\u011b asi budete muset vymalovat, v\u0161echno vyc\u00eddit, najednou v\u0161echno v byt\u011b p\u0159est\u011bhovat, nedejbo\u017ee se p\u0159est\u011bhovat \u00fapln\u011b, proto\u017ee tenhle byt MI PROST\u011a NEVYHOVUJE!!! Nen\u00ed jin\u00e9 cesty, proto\u017ee ten instinkt je TAK silnej, \u017ee ona pan\u00ed s obrb\u0159ichem se kterou sd\u00edl\u00ed\u0161 dom\u00e1cnost je schopna si to v tv\u00fd nep\u0159\u00edtomnosti p\u0159est\u011bhovat sama a tu sk\u0159\u00ed\u0148 na pot\u0159ebn\u00fd m\u00edsto dostrkat pr\u00e1v\u011b tim b\u0159ichem. Ud\u011blej tedy p\u00e1p\u00e1 svoj\u00ed pracovn\u011b s pe\u010dliv\u011b p\u011bstovan\u00fdm bordelem na stole a p\u0159iv\u00edtej r\u016f\u017eovej d\u011btskej pokoj\u00ed\u010dek, ve kter\u00fdm prvn\u00edch p\u00e1r m\u011bs\u00edc\u016f stejn\u011b nebude d\u00edt\u011b bydlet.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Porod a Psycho<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Porod, t\u011bhotenstv\u00ed a menstruace jsou jedny z nejkr\u00e1sn\u011bj\u0161\u00edch obdob\u00ed v \u017eivot\u011b \u017eeny. P\u00ed\u0161ou to ve v\u0161ech knih\u00e1ch, p\u0159\u00edru\u010dk\u00e1ch a \u0159\u00e1kaj\u00ed to v reklam\u00e1ch. Tak\u017ee nen\u00ed nic lep\u0161\u00edho ne\u017e o tom vynervovanou zpocenou \u0159vouc\u00ed rod\u00edc\u00ed d\u00edvku st\u00e1le dokola p\u0159esv\u011bd\u010dovat. Ne, asi nen\u00ed \u017e\u00e1dnej n\u00e1vod pro chlapa (sorry holky, tohle je \u010dl\u00e1nek pro kluky) jak to p\u0159e\u017e\u00edt. Co n\u00e1m \u0159ekli na p\u0159edporodn\u00edm kurzu je to, \u017ee NEN\u00cd dobrej n\u00e1pad holce \u0159\u00edkat &#8220;Hele, ka\u017edej \u010dlov\u011bk na t\u00fdhle zem\u011bkouli m\u00e1 matku, kter\u00e1 ten porod p\u0159e\u017eila, tak to neni nic hrozn\u00fdho n\u00e9\u00e9?&#8221;. Co je dobrej n\u00e1pad nikdo ne\u0159\u00edkal, ale tim \u017ee j\u00ed budete hladit (po hlav\u011b!), \u0159\u00edkat \u017ee je bo\u017e\u00ed a vypr\u00e1v\u011bt j\u00ed historky z ml\u00e1d\u00ed (prosim NE ty, kde ojedete na baske\u0165\u00e1ck\u00fdm soust\u0159ed\u011bn\u00ed t\u00e1bor roztlesk\u00e1va\u010dek) asi nic nezkaz\u00edte.<\/p>\n<p>Po porodu nast\u00e1v\u00e1 &#8220;psycho&#8221; ve smyslu tom, \u017ee v\u0161echno co dosud platilo u\u017e neplat\u00ed. R\u00e1zem tam je s v\u00e1ma ona slavn\u00e1 guestlistovsk\u00e1 &#8220;+1&#8221; a u\u017e neodejde. Vst\u00e1v\u00e1te po 3 hodin\u00e1ch a p\u0159ebalujete a krm\u00edte. Pokud m\u00e1te tu mo\u017enost vyu\u017e\u00edt v porodnici nadstandard a bejt tam s tou va\u0161\u00ed matkou 24\/7, tak to ud\u011blejte za ka\u017edou cenu. Je to hust\u00fd a o nov\u00e9 pocity nebudete m\u00edt nouzi. \u010cekaj\u00ed na v\u00e1s n\u00e1sleduj\u00edc\u00ed st\u00e1dia, kter\u00fd samoz\u0159ejm\u011b p\u0159ijdou v\u0161echny nar\u00e1z: zombie, nezabije\u0161, ne\u0161ahat!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Zombie<\/strong> &#8211; st\u00e1dium zombie p\u0159ich\u00e1z\u00ed cca po 2 dnech, kdy v\u00e1m dojde adrenalin, kter\u00fd v\u00e1m pom\u00e1hal vst\u00e1vat ka\u017ed\u00fd 3 hodiny a t\u00edm p\u00e1dem za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1te ject z rezervy. Zbytky adrenalinu vy\u0161\u0165ouch\u00e1v\u00e1te je\u0161t\u011b asi do konce prvn\u00edho tejdne, kdy se za\u010dnou objevovat prvn\u00ed zn\u00e1mky nep\u0159\u00edtomn\u00e9ho stavu. Ty se prohlubuj\u00ed asi do 3-4 t\u00fddne. Na\u0161t\u011bst\u00ed \u010dlov\u011bk je adaptabiln\u00ed, tak\u017ee po t\u011bch 4 t\u00fddnech si na to \u017ee jste zomb\u00edk zvyknete a za\u010dnete se navracet do reality. Ta je v\u0161ak jin\u00e1 ne\u017e jste zvykl\u00ed, tak\u017ee je ot\u00e1zkou zda to v\u016fbec realita je. Kupte si tedy \u017evejka\u010dky na no\u010dn\u00ed vst\u00e1v\u00e1n\u00ed, budete je pot\u0159ebovat.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Nezabije\u0161<\/strong> &#8211; ano, od te\u010f u\u017e se ka\u017edou vte\u0159inu budete b\u00e1t, abyste to d\u00edt\u011b nezabili. Kdy\u017e ho p\u0159en\u00e1\u0161\u00edte, kdy\u017e ho koupete, kdy\u017e mu \u010dist\u00edte u\u0161i, kdy\u017e ho d\u00e1te do post\u00fdlky sp\u00e1t. Siln\u011b tohoto instinktu vyu\u017e\u00edvaj\u00ed i dobr\u00e1ci prod\u00e1vaj\u00edc\u00ed produkty pro mal\u00e9 d\u011bti, kte\u0159\u00ed v\u00e1m toto budou ka\u017ed\u00fd den p\u0159ipom\u00ednat a \u0159\u00edkat \u017ee kdy\u017e si koup\u00edte pr\u00e1v\u011b to co oni prod\u00e1vaj\u00ed, \u017ee se pravd\u011bpodobnost SMRTI VA\u0160EHO D\u00cdT\u011aTE!!! sn\u00ed\u017e\u00ed. Ale nebojte, to d\u00edt\u011b toho kolikr\u00e1t vydr\u017e\u00ed v\u00edc ne\u017e vy. Z psychick\u00fdho pohledu abyste se dob\u0159e vyspali n\u00e1m dost pomohl monitor dechu, kter\u00fd rozhodn\u011b doporu\u010duju, proto\u017ee na noc ten pocit aspo\u0148 tro\u0161ku utlum\u00ed. Z\u00e1rove\u0148, nen\u00ed lep\u0161\u00ed d\u017eouk pro va\u0161i sp\u00edc\u00ed holku kdy\u017e zvednete d\u00edt\u011b a ani\u017e byste monitor dechu vypli, odkr\u00e1\u010d\u00edte d\u00edt\u011b vesele p\u0159ebalovat. Monitor samoz\u0159ejm\u011b spust\u00ed po chv\u00edli tot\u00e1ln\u00ed sir\u00e9nu a &#8230; takhle rychle jste va\u0161i holku je\u0161t\u011b vst\u00e1vat nevid\u011bli \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p><strong>Ne\u0161ahat<\/strong> &#8211; jestli v\u00e1s n\u011bkdy \u0161tvalo kdy\u017e n\u011bjakej otrapa mluv\u00ed v baru s va\u0161\u00ed holkou, zn\u00e1sobte to tis\u00edcem a m\u016f\u017eete si p\u0159edstavit pocit, kterej budete za\u017e\u00edvat, kdy\u017e n\u011bkdo jinej dr\u017e\u00ed va\u0161e \u010derstv\u011b narozen\u00fd d\u00edt\u011b. Jsou jenom dv\u011b mo\u017enosti &#8211; trp\u011bt a doufat \u017ee se nic nestane, nebo vyp\u011bnit a doufat \u017ee to druh\u00e1 strana pochop\u00ed kdy\u017e jim d\u00edt\u011b odeberete \ud83d\ude42 good luck vy &#8220;ty se\u0161 ale n\u011bjakej h\u00e1klivej!!!&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Oslava narozen\u00ed<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>NEJLEP\u0160\u00cd mo\u017enost jak ud\u011blat oslavu narozen\u00ed je je\u0161t\u011b ten den kdy se to narod\u00ed! Jednak doma sp\u00edte sami (tedy pokud nem\u00e1te p\u0159\u00edrod\u0148a\u010dku, kter\u00e1 cht\u011bla porodit do kybliku s vodou a za\u017e\u00edt p\u0159i tom porodn\u00ed orgasmus a neuv\u011b\u0159iteln\u00e9 spojen\u00ed matky, d\u00edt\u011bte, porodn\u00ed sestry a ide\u00e1ln\u011b 4 budouc\u00edch prarodi\u010d\u016f a 3 dal\u0161\u00edch kamar\u00e1dek, kter\u00fd jste nikdy nevid\u011bli, zat\u00edmco vy blejete na dvorku p\u00e1\u010d jste vid\u011bli n\u011bco co by prosimje\u0161t\u011baspo\u0148chv\u00edli sexu\u00e1ln\u00ed partner nikdy nem\u011bl vid\u011bt), druhak jste pln\u00ed z\u00e1\u017eitk\u016f a m\u00e1te chu\u0165 rozhazovat, co\u017e ocen\u00ed va\u0161i pozvan\u00ed kamar\u00e1di. Skv\u011bl\u00ed je si vz\u00edt na oslavu kameru a nechat lehce opil\u00e9 kamar\u00e1dy nato\u010dit p\u0159\u00e1n\u00ed d\u00edt\u011bti a matce, co\u017e u matky vyvol\u00e1 velk\u00e9 bolesti a u dcery velk\u00e9 znechucen\u00ed a\u017e j\u00ed to date k 16tin\u00e1m.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Z va\u0161\u00ed holky je matka<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Jo, z va\u0161\u00ed holky je matka a mus\u00ed se s tim srovnat, co\u017e nen\u00ed sranda. Tady plat\u00ed v\u0161e viz prvn\u00ed odstavec &#8211; tedy nebu\u010f l\u00ednej, v\u011bt\u0161inu toho co chce j\u00ed spl\u0148 nebo prost\u011b jinak za\u0159i\u010f, aby byla \u0161\u0165astn\u00e1. D\u00e1vej j\u00ed pocit \u017ee na to nen\u00ed sama tim \u017ee ob\u010das n\u011bco s\u00e1m od sebe ud\u011bl\u00e1\u0161. Nau\u010d se v\u0161echno s d\u00edt\u011btem, abys byl schopnej se o n\u011bj aspo\u0148 chv\u00edli postarat. Za\u0159i\u010f to tak, aby co nejd\u0159\u00edv po \u0161estined\u011bl\u00ed vypadla aspo\u0148 na chv\u00edli ven &#8211; ide\u00e1ln\u011b za kamar\u00e1dkama. Ka\u017ed\u00e1 hodina, kdy bude sama venku, Ti bude odm\u011bn\u011bna dom\u00e1c\u00ed pohodou a povolenkou pro tebe na ve\u010d\u00edrek s kamar\u00e1dama.<\/p><!--CusAds0-->\n<p>Matky rozd\u011blujeme na dv\u011b velk\u00e9 skupiny a ty m\u016f\u017ee\u0161 jenom doufat \u017ee ta tvoje bude ve skupin\u011b, kterou ty osobn\u011b p\u0159e\u017eije\u0161:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>matky kter\u00fdm jeblo<\/li>\n<li>matky kter\u00fdm nejeblo<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>\u010ceho se holka nejv\u00edc boj\u00ed je to, \u017ee z\u016fstane s d\u00edt\u011btem sama, nebude v\u011bd\u011bt co s nim d\u011blat a &#8211; jak u\u017e jsme prob\u00edrali &#8211; zabije ho. Tady pom\u00e1h\u00e1 kontakt s jin\u00fdmi matkami, kter\u00fd to z\u00e1rove\u0148 s d\u00edt\u011btem p\u0159e\u017eily. Ide\u00e1ln\u011b, aby to byly matky z druh\u00e9 skupiny, co\u017e m\u00e1 jist\u00fd vliv na to do kter\u00e9 skupiny se za\u0159ad\u00ed ta tvoje matka. Tak\u017ee se sna\u017e kamar\u00e1de, je to ve tv\u00fdch ruk\u00e1ch.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Prarodi\u010de<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Mysl\u00ed\u0161, \u017ee to d\u00edt\u011b, kter\u00fd jste si upekli, a\u0165 u\u017e to bylo na romantick\u00e9 drah\u00e9 dovolen\u00e9 v Egypt\u011b, na S\u00e1zav\u011b ve stanu, nebo u va\u0161eho &#8220;rok\u00e1\u010de&#8221; v p\u0159\u00edtm\u00ed postrann\u00ed uli\u010dky &#8211; mysl\u00ed\u0161 \u017ee to d\u00edt\u011b je va\u0161e? Ne &#8230;. nen\u00ed. Najednou se kolem v\u00e1s za\u010dne motat spousta lid\u00ed, kter\u00fd za\u010dnou \u0159\u00edkat jak to va\u0161e d\u00edt\u011b milujou, i kdy\u017e nemaj\u00ed ani pon\u011bt\u00ed jak k tomu na tom koncert\u011b Arakainu v\u016fbec do\u0161lo. Tady se d\u00e1 \u0159\u00edct, \u017ee i kdy\u017e bude\u0161 protestovat a nebude se ti to l\u00edbit, nic s tim neud\u011bl\u00e1\u0161, prost\u011b to tak je. Na druhou stranu, pokud zejm\u00e9na prarodi\u010de s d\u00edt\u011btem nau\u010d\u00edte do t\u00e9 m\u00edry \u017ee jim budete v\u011b\u0159it (proto\u017ee pro\u010d jim v\u011b\u0159it hned i kdy\u017e vychovali 6 d\u011bt\u00ed v\u010detn\u011b v\u00e1s, \u017eeano, dnes je jin\u00e1 doba a vy je mus\u00edt\u011b p\u011bkn\u011b prozkou\u0161et!), oni v\u00e1m ho pak r\u00e1di pohl\u00eddaj\u00ed a\u017e Arakain vyd\u00e1 dal\u0161\u00ed album s Luci\u00ed B\u00edlou a vy si budete muset j\u00edt do sokolovny pot\u0159\u00e1st hlavou na ty nov\u00fd pecky.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Pr\u00e1ce z domova<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Ano, ihned po porodu za\u010dnete p\u0159emej\u0161let jak netr\u00e1vit v\u011bt\u0161inu sv\u00fdho \u010dasu v pr\u00e1ci a vyd\u011bl\u00e1vat z domova, bejt s rodinou v\u00edc, vyka\u0161lat se na ty dementy co t\u011b jenom stresujou a prost\u011b bejt u ka\u017ed\u00fdho prvn\u00edho pohybu, prvn\u00ed ka\u0161i\u010dky, prvn\u00edho p\u010d\u00edknut\u00ed. Tak\u017ee p\u016fjdete za \u0161\u00e9fem s t\u00edm \u017ee chcete v\u00edc pen\u011bz, m\u00ed\u0148 pr\u00e1ce a je\u0161t\u011b p\u016flku t\u00fd pr\u00e1ce budete d\u011blat z domova. Je to blbost. Pracovat s domova s mal\u00fdm d\u00edt\u011btem a matkou, kter\u00e1 m\u00e1 pocit \u017ee kdy\u017e jste tam tak j\u00ed pom\u00e1h\u00e1te, m\u016f\u017ee na v\u00e1s mluvit a nedejbo\u017ee v\u00e1s \u00fakolovat prost\u011b nejde. \u010c\u00edm\u017e nikoho nechci od ni\u010deho zrazovat, samoz\u0159ejm\u011b \ud83d\ude42 Zkuste si to sami \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p><strong>N\u00e1kupy<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Ano, m\u00edt d\u00edt\u011b zas\u00e1hne va\u0161i pen\u011b\u017eenku v\u00edc n\u011b\u017e s\u00e9rie ve\u010d\u00edrk\u016f v Harleys baru kon\u010d\u00edc\u00edch sn\u00eddan\u00ed v Savoy caf\u00e9. Nechci tady d\u011blat nikomu reklamu (dokud mi nezaplat\u00ed), tak\u017ee jenom p\u00e1r tip\u016f:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><span style=\"line-height: 13px;\">ko\u010d\u00e1rek &#8211; n\u011bkter\u00fd trvaj\u00ed a\u017e 4 tejdny k dod\u00e1n\u00ed, m\u011bl by se lehce slo\u017eit do kufru va\u0161eho Porsche, m\u011bl by bejt do budoucnosti na v\u011bt\u0161\u00ed d\u00edt\u011b, m\u011bl by se dob\u0159e ovl\u00e1dat, m\u011bl by bejt lehkej abyste se nestrhli a\u017e ho ponesete do schod\u016f<\/span><\/li>\n<li>p\u0159ebalov\u00e1k &#8211; masivn\u00ed a stabiln\u00ed s m\u00edstem vedle na ubrousky na prdel(ku) a dal\u0161\u00ed kraviny<\/li>\n<li>ko\u0161 na hovna &#8211; zav\u00edrac\u00ed, igelity do n\u011bj jsou extr\u00e9mn\u011b drah\u00fd, tak\u017ee to stejn\u011b nahrad\u00edte igelitkama. Nen\u00ed t\u0159eba velkej, a\u017e bude d\u00edt\u011b v\u011bt\u0161i tak stejn\u011b ten smrad nevydr\u017e\u00edte dlouho \ud83d\ude42<\/li>\n<li>post\u00fdlka &#8211; n\u00e1m se hodn\u011b osv\u011bd\u010dila na kole\u010dk\u00e1ch (ale stabiln\u00ed), proto\u017ee si d\u00edt\u011b hlavn\u011b kdy\u017e je men\u0161\u00ed m\u016f\u017eete p\u0159ev\u00e9st do pokoje<\/li>\n<li>ch\u016fvi\u010dka &#8211; a\u0165 m\u00e1 sv\u011btlo, melodie, dobr\u00fd je i teplom\u011br. 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