{"id":613,"date":"2014-08-01T10:13:32","date_gmt":"2014-08-01T09:13:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/6378.wms78.wedos.ws\/subdom\/blog\/?p=613"},"modified":"2014-08-01T10:27:17","modified_gmt":"2014-08-01T09:27:17","slug":"tak-uz-jste-profi-rodice","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/6378.wms78.wedos.ws\/subdom\/blog\/tak-uz-jste-profi-rodice\/","title":{"rendered":"Tak u\u017e jste profi rodi\u010de?"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"958545b2ffe6a18f89c3ac8a7be9162a\" data-index=\"3\" style=\"float: none; margin:0px;\">\n<script type=\"text\/javascript\"><!--\r\ngoogle_ad_client = \"ca-pub-9849429965459928\";\r\n\/* Blog 300x250 \u00c3\ufffd\u00ef\u00bf\u00bd\u00c3\u00af\u00c2\u00bf\u00c2\u00bdl\u00c3\ufffd\u00ef\u00bf\u00bd\u00c3\ufffd\u00c2\u00a1nky *\/\r\ngoogle_ad_slot = \"0479547637\";\r\ngoogle_ad_width = 300;\r\ngoogle_ad_height = 250;\r\n\/\/-->\r\n<\/script>\r\n<script type=\"text\/javascript\"\r\nsrc=\"http:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/show_ads.js\">\r\n<\/script>\n<\/div>\n<p>V minul\u00e9m d\u00edle jsem psal <a title=\"P\u00e1r tip\u016f pro za\u010d\u00ednaj\u00edc\u00ed otce\" href=\"http:\/\/6378.wms78.wedos.ws\/subdom\/blog\/par-tipu-pro-zacinajici-otce\/\">n\u011bkolik rad nast\u00e1vaj\u00edc\u00edm otc\u016fm<\/a>. \u010cas pokro\u010dil a je dost mo\u017en\u00e9, \u017ee by se n\u011bkomu hodilo pokra\u010dov\u00e1n\u00ed toho, kam tenhle rozjetej vlak s n\u00e1zvem &#8220;M\u00e1me miminko&#8221; jede. Dvojky byly v\u017edycky nejhor\u0161\u00ed (Rambo by mohl vypr\u00e1v\u011bt), tak poj\u010fme a\u0165 to m\u00e1te z krku (\u010dl\u00e1nek, n\u00e9 d\u00edt\u011b).<\/p>\n<p>Denn\u00ed ritu\u00e1l u\u017e m\u00e1te asi zab\u011bhlej, tedy zat\u00edmco ka\u017edej norm\u00e1ln\u00ed \u010dlov\u011bk bez d\u00edt\u011bte (a my hajzlov\u00e9 co maj\u00ed sp\u00edc\u00ed d\u00edt\u011b &#8211; d\u00edky Ell\u00ed!) vst\u00e1v\u00e1 kolem 9 hodiny, vy u\u017e v tu dobu m\u00e1te od p\u016flnoci za sebou t\u0159et\u00ed probuzen\u00ed a prakticky od 6 hodiny jste plynule v bd\u011bl\u00e9m stavu (pokud se to tak d\u00e1 nazvat), tedy v dob\u011b kdy ostatn\u00ed vst\u00e1vaj\u00ed jste u\u017e vy\u010derpali v\u0161echny kreativn\u00ed n\u00e1pady co nov\u00fdho by se s d\u00edt\u011btem dalo d\u011blat a upadnete do klasick\u00e9ho rytmu mezi p\u0159ebalov\u00e1n\u00edm, krmen\u00edm, ukl\u00edzen\u00edm, obl\u00edk\u00e1n\u00edm, svl\u00edk\u00e1n\u00edm a pravideln\u00fdm, v n\u011bkolikavte\u0159inov\u00fdm intervalu opakovan\u00fdm vyk\u0159ikov\u00e1n\u00edm &#8220;jmenovasehoditete NESM\u00cd\u0160!&#8221;. A\u017e s \u00faslu\u017en\u00fdm ritu\u00e1lem v\u00edt\u00e1te ka\u017ed\u00fd slune\u010dn\u00fd den, proto\u017ee to znamen\u00e1 str\u00e1vit cca 3x denn\u011b o 10 minut m\u00e9n\u011b sna\u017een\u00edm se navl\u00edknout dal\u0161\u00ed vrstvu na d\u00edt\u011b, kter\u00fd toto v\u00edt\u00e1 nad\u0161en\u00fdm napodobov\u00e1n\u00edm mix\u00e9ru, proto\u017ee mix\u00e9r se samoz\u0159ejm\u011b obl\u00edk\u00e1 nejl\u00edp, \u017eeano.<\/p>\n<p>Tak poj\u010fme si probrat t\u00e9mata, kter\u00fd jsou ve va\u0161\u00ed f\u00e1zi rodi\u010dovstv\u00ed nejz\u00e1sadn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed.<\/p>\n<p><strong>\u010cas pro sebe<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Z\u00e1sadn\u00ed chyba rodi\u010d\u016f za\u010d\u00e1te\u010dn\u00edk\u016f se naz\u00fdv\u00e1 \u010cas pro sebe. Spo\u010d\u00edv\u00e1 v tom, \u017ee kdy\u017e kojence ve\u010der po hodin\u011b p\u0159emlouv\u00e1n\u00ed usp\u00edte, \u0159eknete si s va\u0161\u00ed holkou &#8211; jup\u00ed, te\u010f m\u00e1me kone\u010dn\u011b \u010das pro sebe, tak si popov\u00edd\u00e1me\/pod\u00edv\u00e1me se na film\/uklid\u00edme\/&#8230; Tedy unav\u00edte se &#8211; CHYBA! Zat\u00edmco vy se vy\u010derp\u00e1v\u00e1te jakoukoliv \u010dinnost\u00ed, va\u0161e d\u00edt\u011b nab\u00edr\u00e1 s\u00edly na no\u010dn\u00ed mission impossible a pl\u00e1nuje bud\u00ed\u010dek p\u0159esn\u011b na okam\u017eik kdy vy se pl\u00e1nujete svalit do postele a usnout. Pravidlo \u010d\u00edslo 1 tedy zn\u00ed &#8211; kdy\u017e sp\u00ed d\u00edt\u011b, ty sp\u00ed\u0161 taky!<\/p>\n<p>Bohu\u017eel (a vy si mysl\u00edt\u011b \u017ee bohud\u00edk) se va\u0161e d\u00edt\u011b st\u00e1le u\u010d\u00ed nov\u00e9 v\u011bci, za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1 se h\u00fdbat, j\u00edst i z jin\u00fdch v\u011bc\u00ed ne\u017e je prso, zvl\u00e1dat r\u016fzn\u00e9 \u00fakony. K tomu si pros\u00edm podtrhn\u011bte dva z\u00e1sadn\u00ed body.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Ten p\u0159edchoz\u00ed level byl snaz\u0161\u00ed<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>A\u010dkoliv si mysl\u00ed\u0161, \u017ee ka\u017ed\u00fd dal\u0161\u00ed pohyb je super a nedo\u010dkav\u011b \u010dek\u00e1\u0161 a\u017e se d\u00edt\u011b za\u010dne p\u0159evracet, p\u00e1st kon\u011b, l\u00e9zt, stav\u011bt se pod\u00e9l n\u00e1bytku nebo ach bo\u017ee ta je \u0161ikovn\u00e1! chodit, opak je pravdou. Ka\u017ed\u00fd p\u0159edchoz\u00ed st\u00e1dium je lep\u0161\u00ed ne\u017e to n\u00e1sleduj\u00edc\u00ed. Tedy nam\u00edsto tou\u017een\u00ed po propad\u00e1n\u00ed se do st\u00e1le v\u011bt\u0161\u00edho pekla s n\u00e1zvem jak och\u00e1nit d\u00edt\u011b p\u0159ed nebezpe\u010d\u00edm pohybu, bu\u010fte r\u00e1di a va\u017ete si obdob\u00ed zvan\u00e9ho &#8220;le\u017e\u00e1k&#8221;. Le\u017e\u00e1ka toti\u017e najdete tam kde ho polo\u017e\u00edte. Le\u017e\u00e1k neprotestuje kdy\u017e ho p\u0159emis\u0165ujete. Le\u017e\u00e1k vydr\u017e\u00ed v ko\u010d\u00e1rku celou proch\u00e1zku tak\u017ee se m\u016f\u017eete pohybovat rychlost\u00ed sv\u011btla v porovn\u00e1n\u00ed s t\u00edm co v\u00e1s \u010dek\u00e1.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Matky porovn\u00e1va\u010dky<\/strong><\/p><!--CusAds0-->\n<p>Existuje spousta knih, kter\u00e9 obsahuj\u00ed tabulky co kter\u00fd d\u00edt\u011b by melo d\u011blat v tom kter\u00fdm m\u011bs\u00edci. Tyhle tabulky, n\u00e1soben\u00e9 v\u00fdpadky hyperaktivn\u00edch d\u011bt\u00ed matek kter\u00fd s t\u011bhotenstv\u00ed \u0161\u0148upaly koks, pily kvanta red bull\u016f a neutralizovaly to nikotinov\u00fdmi n\u00e1plastmi, slou\u017e\u00ed jako n\u00e1stroj matkofa\u0161istek, kter\u00fd se sna\u017e\u00ed za\u0159adit va\u0161e d\u00edt\u011b do v\u0161elijak\u00fdch \u00fastav\u016f a doporu\u010duj\u00ed spousty vy\u0161et\u0159en\u00ed pro chud\u00e1ka mimino, kter\u00fd je prost\u011b jenom pohodln\u00fd. Kupte si brn\u011bn\u00ed nebo si p\u0159ese\u010fte nohy, a\u0165 jste p\u011bkn\u011b obrn\u011bn\u00ed. Zapalte v\u0161echny tabulky a ka\u017ed\u00fdho debila, kdo se jenom n\u00e1znakem pokus\u00ed vyj\u00e1d\u0159it n\u00e1zor co by to va\u0161e d\u00edt\u011b v tomhle v\u011bku m\u011blo nebo nem\u011blo d\u011blat.<\/p>\n<p><strong>T\u00c1TA<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Va\u0161e miminko za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1 vyluzovat r\u016fzn\u00e9 zvuky, co\u017e m\u00e1 za n\u00e1sledek \u017ee se v\u0161ichni kolem za\u010dnou sna\u017eit aby to bylo ozna\u010den\u00ed zrovna jejich role, kterou va\u0161e d\u00edt\u011b vyslov\u00ed jako prvn\u00ed. A pak se to stane &#8211; v\u00e1\u0161 and\u00edlek se na v\u00e1s jen tak bezd\u011b\u010dn\u011b pod\u00edv\u00e1 a \u0159ekne zcela z\u0159eteln\u011b &#8220;t\u00e1ta&#8221;. Sv\u011bt se na chv\u00edli p\u0159estane to\u010dit, v\u0161ude se rozsv\u00edt\u00ed sv\u011btla \u0161t\u011bst\u00ed a radosti a pak se ten sv\u011bt za\u010dne to\u010dit jako labut\u011b na mat\u011bjsk\u00fd. A vy si \u0159\u00edk\u00e1t\u011b \u017ee jste prost\u011b super fotr a \u017ee i to d\u00edt\u011b to poznalo. Tato deziluze trv\u00e1 r\u016fzn\u011b dlouho, podle toho kdy zjist\u00edte \u017ee ozna\u010den\u00ed t\u00e1ta dostalo krom\u011b v\u00e1s i j\u00eddlo, panenka, dudl\u00edk a to nejhor\u0161\u00ed &#8211; v\u00e1\u0161 soused a spousta dal\u0161\u00edch t\u00fdpk\u016f, kter\u00fd potk\u00e1te na proch\u00e1zce.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Svoboda = babi + d\u011bda<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>St\u00e1le plat\u00ed, \u017ee prarodi\u010de (i kdy\u017e n\u011bkdy maj\u00ed n\u011bjak\u00e9 stinn\u00e9 str\u00e1nky) jsou va\u0161\u00edm kl\u00ed\u010dem ke svobod\u011b. Tak\u017ee pokud chcete je\u0161t\u011b n\u011bkdy vid\u011bt sv\u011btlo pouli\u010dn\u00edch lamp v Dlouh\u00e9 ulici nebo rann\u00ed sv\u00edt\u00e1n\u00ed nad N\u00e1rodn\u00ed t\u0159\u00eddou (mysl\u00edm sv\u00edt\u00e1n\u00ed jako z\u00e1v\u011br noci, n\u00e9 jako kdy\u017e si p\u0159ivstanete), mus\u00edte m\u00edt n\u011bkoho kdo v\u00e1m pohl\u00edd\u00e1. Pokud m\u00e1te, va\u017ete si toho. Je d\u016fle\u017eit\u00fd si co nejd\u0159\u00edv v sob\u011b vybudovat d\u016fv\u011bru \u017ee lidi, kter\u00fdm d\u00e1te va\u0161e d\u00edt\u011b, ho b\u011bhem n\u011bkolika minut nejen nezabijou, ale ani nezkaz\u00ed, nenakrm\u00ed n\u011bc\u00edm co nen\u00ed bio, nedaj\u00ed mu sladkosti proto\u017ee vy p\u0159ece dob\u0159e v\u00edte jak\u00fd je cukr svinstvo a jak n\u00e1s maj\u00ed korporace co ho do n\u00e1s cpou v hrsti a chcete od tohoto v\u00e1\u0161 poklad rozhodn\u011b uchr\u00e1nit!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Zkra\u0165 to k\u00e1mo, zkra\u0165 to<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>U\u017e jste si n\u011bkdy pokecali s n\u011bk\u00fdm, kdo m\u00e1 u sebe mal\u00fd d\u00edt\u011b? Spr\u00e1vn\u00e1 odpov\u011b\u010f je ne. Pr\u016fm\u011brn\u00fd rodi\u010d v\u00e1s je toti\u017e schopnej poslouchat podle vzorce po\u010det vte\u0159in souvisl\u00e9 pozornosti = 5\/po\u010det jeho d\u011bt\u00ed. Tedy, p\u0159i jednom d\u00edt\u011bti m\u00e1te kr\u00e1sn\u00fdch 5 vte\u0159in na to se vym\u00e1\u010dknout, p\u0159i dvou d\u011btech u\u017e je to 2.5 vte\u0159iny. N\u00e1sleduje ono ji\u017e zmi\u0148ovan\u00e9 NESM\u00cd\u0160, odb\u011bhnut\u00ed, odtr\u017een\u00ed d\u00edt\u011bte od jin\u00e9ho d\u00edt\u011bte pou\u017e\u00edvaj\u00edc\u00ed houpa\u010dku kterou zrovn\u00e1 j\u00e1 POT\u0158EBUJU!!, vysyp\u00e1n\u00ed p\u00edsku z pl\u00edny, boti\u010dek a o\u010d\u00ed, nebo neust\u00e1l\u00e9 nandav\u00e1n\u00ed bre\u010d\u00edc\u00edho J\u00e1 chci na skluzavku d\u00edt\u011bte a jeho op\u011btn\u00e9 sund\u00e1v\u00e1n\u00ed J\u00e1 se bojim, je to moc vysoko! .. Tedy, kde jsme to byli? \u2026 ano.. to je p\u0159esne v\u011bta, kterou se v\u00e1m dostane a\u017e tohle v\u0161echno skon\u010d\u00ed a Ty m\u016f\u017ee\u0161 k\u00e1mo pokra\u010dovat dal\u0161\u00ed 2,5 vte\u0159iny ve sv\u00fd ur\u010dit\u011b stra\u0161n\u011b zaj\u00edmav\u00fd .. Ello NESM\u00cd\u0160!!! \u2026 Co jsi \u0159\u00edkal? &#8230;. Jo a to, \u017ee jsem zmi\u0148oval p\u00edsek, skluzavku a houpa\u010dku? .. 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