{"id":640,"date":"2015-04-03T21:32:31","date_gmt":"2015-04-03T20:32:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/6378.wms78.wedos.ws\/subdom\/blog\/?p=640"},"modified":"2015-04-04T07:22:21","modified_gmt":"2015-04-04T06:22:21","slug":"matky-a-otcove-v-ustavu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/6378.wms78.wedos.ws\/subdom\/blog\/matky-a-otcove-v-ustavu\/","title":{"rendered":"Matky a otcov\u00e9 v \u00fastavu"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"958545b2ffe6a18f89c3ac8a7be9162a\" data-index=\"3\" style=\"float: none; margin:0px;\">\n<script type=\"text\/javascript\"><!--\r\ngoogle_ad_client = \"ca-pub-9849429965459928\";\r\n\/* Blog 300x250 \u00c3\ufffd\u00ef\u00bf\u00bd\u00c3\u00af\u00c2\u00bf\u00c2\u00bdl\u00c3\ufffd\u00ef\u00bf\u00bd\u00c3\ufffd\u00c2\u00a1nky *\/\r\ngoogle_ad_slot = \"0479547637\";\r\ngoogle_ad_width = 300;\r\ngoogle_ad_height = 250;\r\n\/\/-->\r\n<\/script>\r\n<script type=\"text\/javascript\"\r\nsrc=\"http:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/show_ads.js\">\r\n<\/script>\n<\/div>\n<div>Ani nev\u00edm, jak se to stalo. Jednu chv\u00edli sed\u00edm v autobuse na hory a n\u00e1hodou si p\u0159isednu k jedn\u00fd docela mil\u00fd bucht\u011b &#8230; a o chv\u00edli pozd\u011bji s n\u00ed mam dv\u011b d\u011bti. No a te\u010f zrovna u\u017e jsem druhej den v porodnici a s\u017e\u00edv\u00e1m se s t\u00edm druh\u00fdm d\u00edt\u011btem, kter\u00fdmu jsou dva dny. Ale o tom t\u0159eba n\u011bkdy pozd\u011bji. Porodnice je toti\u017e tak zaj\u00edmav\u00fd m\u00edsto, \u017ee bych v\u00e1m ho r\u00e1d popsal.\u00a0M\u00e1m zku\u0161enosti (jenom ty nejlep\u0161\u00ed) s \u201cPodol\u00edm&#8221;, tedy s t\u00edm co se mu \u0159\u00edk\u00e1 honosn\u011b \u00dastav pro matku a d\u00edt\u011b v pra\u017esk\u00e9m Podol\u00ed. Jak vid\u00edte, na otce v n\u00e1zvu lehce pozapom\u011bli.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<div>Pro\u010d jsem tady? Proto\u017ee, jak u\u017e jsem <a title=\"P\u00e1r tip\u016f pro za\u010d\u00ednaj\u00edc\u00ed otce\" href=\"http:\/\/6378.wms78.wedos.ws\/subdom\/blog\/par-tipu-pro-zacinajici-otce\/\">psal minule<\/a>, p\u0159ijde mi to jako nejlep\u0161\u00ed \u010das a zp\u016fsob, jak k nov\u00e9mu \u010dlenu dom\u00e1cnosti p\u0159ilnout. Minule (a funguje to i te\u010f) mi dalo t\u011bch p\u00e1r dn\u00ed v\u00edc emoc\u00ed, ne\u017e jsem za celej \u017eivot dostal nap\u0159\u00edklad z toho fejsb\u016fku, kter\u00fd n\u00e1m p\u0159ece ty \u017eivoty navz\u00e1jem tak kr\u00e1sn\u011b propojuje. Taky tro\u0161ku pom\u00e1h\u00e1m rodi\u010dce, proto\u017ee kdy\u017e v\u00e1m ud\u011blaj\u00ed 30 cm d\u00edru v b\u0159i\u0161e, tak se v\u00e1m dal\u0161\u00edch p\u00e1r hodin docela blb\u011b d\u011blaj\u00ed sklapova\u010dky. Nav\u00edc pobyt s va\u0161\u00ed holkou v porodnici je prost\u011b nep\u0159ekonateln\u00e1 mo\u017enost jak se s n\u00ed sbli\u017eit. P\u0159ekonalo to dokonce i dobu, kdy n\u00e1m chyb\u011bly asi m\u011bs\u00edc dve\u0159e od z\u00e1chodu. S detaily jak to tady prob\u00edh\u00e1 v\u00e1s nebudu zat\u011b\u017eovat, ale obsahuje to samoz\u0159ejm\u011b pr\u00e1ce jako nal\u00e9v\u00e1n\u00ed \u010daje, navigov\u00e1n\u00ed r\u016fzn\u00fdch p\u0159\u00edbuzn\u00fdch, \u00fakony s obrovskejma s\u00ed\u0165ovanejma poopera\u010dn\u00edma bombar\u010f\u00e1kama a souboj ve spr\u0161e kdy se br\u00e1n\u00edc\u00ed matku pokou\u0161\u00edte donutit si\u00a0vydrhnout \u010derstvou jizvu.<\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<div>Krom\u011b person\u00e1lu je tady obrovsk\u00e1 spousta matek a otc\u016f. Mn\u011b to zpo\u010d\u00e1tku hodn\u011b vyjukalo a tak jsem se rozhodl napsat takovou lehkou seznamova\u010dku pro v\u00e1s, abyste se u\u0161et\u0159ili vyjukanost a v\u011bd\u011bli co v\u00e1s \u010dek\u00e1, pokud se sem n\u011bkdy p\u0159\u00edpadn\u011b dostanete.<\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<div><strong>Matky<\/strong><\/div>\n<div>J\u00e1 v\u00edm, je to stra\u0161n\u011b prvopl\u00e1nov\u00e9 zji\u0161t\u011bn\u00ed, ale je tady spousta matek, \u010dekatelek, budouc\u00edch rodi\u010dek. V\u011bt\u0161ina \u017een co tady je maj\u00ed obrovsk\u00fd b\u0159icho a chod\u00ed kol\u00edbavou ch\u016fz\u00ed v lehk\u00e9m z\u00e1klonu, jednou rukou se dr\u017e\u00edc za z\u00e1da. V\u00fdraz \u201cje to nej\u0161\u0165astn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed obdob\u00ed v m\u00e9m \u017eivot\u011b\u201d v t\u00fdhle f\u00e1zi t\u011bhotenstv\u00ed nem\u00e1 prakticky \u017e\u00e1dn\u00e1.<\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<div>A\u010dkoliv je tento \u010dl\u00e1nek sp\u00ed\u0161e o otc\u00edch, nemohu nevzpomenout t\u0159i zaj\u00edmav\u00e9 skupiny matek, kter\u00e9 v porodnici bezp\u010den\u011b potk\u00e1te a pozn\u00e1te:<\/div>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>holky monitoriky<\/strong> &#8211; monitory jsou takov\u00fd p\u0159\u00edstroje, kter\u00fd poslouchaj\u00ed mim\u00edska a zaznamen\u00e1vaj\u00ed to na pap\u00edr. Cel\u00fd proces trv\u00e1 hodn\u011b dlouho, tak\u017ee se v \u010dek\u00e1rn\u011b hromad\u00ed skupinky maminek \u010dekatelek se spoustou \u010dasu a tedy i potenci\u00e1lu. Tak vznikly holky monitorky, kter\u00e9 jsou takovou datovou z\u00e1kladnou cel\u00e9 porodnice. Dozv\u00edte se zde spoustu informac\u00ed a p\u0159\u00edb\u011bh\u016f ostatn\u00edch, m\u016f\u017eete nasd\u00edlet ty svoje, po\u0161lete d\u00e1l p\u0159\u00edb\u011bhy, kter\u00e9 jste se dozv\u011bd\u011bla minule, okomentujete.<\/li>\n<li><strong>rizikovej gang<\/strong> &#8211; holky z rizik\u00e1\u010de jsou v\u00e9vodkyn\u011b cel\u00e9 porodnice. Jsou tam u\u017e n\u011bkolik t\u00fddn\u016f a taky to d\u00e1vaj\u00ed zn\u00e1t. Se sv\u00fdmi megapupky pluj\u00ed sebev\u011bdom\u011b prostorem, od\u011bn\u00e9 jednotn\u011b v \u017elut\u00fdch frot\u00e9 \u017eupanech, kter\u00e9 u\u017e d\u00e1vno vzdaly snahu pokr\u00fdt cel\u00fd obvod na\u0161\u00ed maminky \u010dekatelky. Pod brkem velkou pen\u011b\u017eenku a v o\u010d\u00edch neovladateln\u00fd instinkt. V z\u00e1jmu v\u00fd\u017eivy d\u00edt\u011bte nejd\u0159\u00edv jak \u017eraloci propluj\u00ed m\u00edstn\u00ed kant\u00fdnou a hod\u00ed tam chleb\u00ed\u010dek s v\u011btrn\u00edkem, aby se n\u00e1sledn\u011b odebraly okupovat Nestl\u00e9 automat v p\u0159\u00edzem\u00ed sna\u017e\u00edc se z n\u011bj vydolovat za rozm\u011bn\u011bn\u00e9 kov\u00e1ky zmrzku. Nikdo nev\u00ed, jestli to ten chleb\u00ed\u010dek odnes kv\u016fli drobn\u00fdm na zmrzku, nebo byl v priorit\u00e1ch v\u00fd\u0161 a Nestl\u00e9 vyd\u011bl\u00e1v\u00e1 pouze d\u00edky \u201ctak j\u00e1 to tam hodim, a\u0165 se s tim netaham\u201d.<\/li>\n<li><strong>je\u017ei\u0161 j\u00e1 sem blb\u00e1<\/strong> &#8211; tuhle v\u011btu sly\u0161\u00edte v\u011bt\u0161inou hodn\u011b zad\u00fdchanou, v p\u016flce schodi\u0161t\u011b, kdy nast\u00e1v\u00e1j\u00edc\u00ed maminka zjistila, \u017ee t\u011bch 17 naho\u0159e je prost\u011b na fyzi\u010dce zn\u00e1t. N\u00e1sleduje dotaz na um\u00edst\u011bn\u00ed v\u00fdtahu. Bohu\u017eel, cesta k v\u00fdtahu je kolem ji\u017e zmi\u0148ovan\u00e9ho automatu na zmrzku, tak\u017ee 17,2 bejbynko. Ale to neva, po porodu to hned shod\u00edm, slibuju! Teda .. a\u017e dokoj\u00edm, p\u0159ece Vendulku neochud\u00edm o ml\u00ed\u010dko.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<div><strong>Otcov\u00e9<\/strong><\/div>\n<div>P\u00e1nov\u00e9 jsou mnohem zaj\u00edmav\u011bj\u0161\u00ed studijn\u00ed materi\u00e1l. Nejsou tady toti\u017e v\u016fbec doma. Narozd\u00edl od matek, kter\u00e9 to tady opanovaly, prakticky ka\u017ed\u00fd chlap se tady c\u00edt\u00ed zna\u010dn\u011b nejist\u011b, pravd\u011bpodobn\u011b d\u00edky kombinaci n\u00e1sleduj\u00edc\u00edch d\u016fvod\u016f:<\/div>\n<ul>\n<li>polovina \u017een se na n\u011bj kouk\u00e1 s v\u00fdrazem &#8220;tohle v\u0161echno co te\u010f podstupuju je \u201cva\u0161e\u201d vina!!&#8221; vy si jenom u\u017eijete a my \u017eeny to mus\u00edme odd\u0159\u00edt<\/li>\n<li>druh\u00e1 polovina\u00a0\u017een\u00a0se na n\u011bj kouk\u00e1 takt\u00e9\u017e nen\u00e1vistn\u011b, d\u016fvod je ale jeho pouh\u00e1 p\u0159\u00edtomnost v chr\u00e1mu pat\u0159\u00edc\u00edm \u017een\u00e1m, kde se p\u0159iv\u00e1d\u011bj\u00ed na sv\u011bt bo\u017esk\u00e1 stvo\u0159en\u00ed. A ten ciz\u00e1k se sem opova\u017euje l\u00e9zt<\/li>\n<li>chlap jako\u017eto citliv\u00e1 du\u0161e prost\u011b instinktivn\u011b c\u00edt\u00ed to obrovsk\u00e9 mno\u017estv\u00ed bolesti, kter\u00e9 se v tomhle bar\u00e1ku ji\u017e odehr\u00e1lo<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Je velmi snadn\u00e9 identifikovat otce podle n\u011bkter\u00fdch vn\u011bj\u0161\u00edch znak\u016f:<\/div>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>lehce ud\u00fdchan\u00fd, n\u011bco vehementn\u011b vysv\u011btluje na chodb\u011b pan\u00ed v b\u00edl\u00e9m<\/strong> &#8211; klasick\u00fd p\u0159\u00edpad prvn\u00ed n\u00e1v\u0161t\u011bvy a dopadu psychick\u00e9ho tlaku v\u00fd\u0161e zm\u00edn\u011bn\u00fdch bod\u016f, v\u011bt\u0161inou se sna\u017e\u00ed zm\u00edrnit n\u00e1sledky toho \u017ee jde o 3 hodiny pozd\u011b kv\u011btinou koupenou u vchodu a orbitkami. Jedna orbitka v bal\u00ed\u010dku chyb\u00ed, proto\u017ee se\u00a0sna\u017e\u00ed v\u0161\u00ed silou filtrovat alkoholov\u00e9 v\u00fdpary v\u010derej\u0161\u00ed oslavy narozen\u00ed mal\u00e9 ratolesti. Jeho matka v tuto chv\u00edli pr\u00e1v\u011b sed\u00ed na nafukovac\u00edm kruhu, kouk\u00e1 do rohu a netrp\u011bliv\u011b \u010dek\u00e1 a\u017e j\u00ed op\u011bt p\u0159inesou Alenku aby j\u00ed mohla nakojit. Odnesli ji p\u0159ed 4 minutami, tak\u017ee do dal\u0161\u00edho kojen\u00ed zb\u00fdv\u00e1 u\u017e jenom 2 hodiny a 46 minut &#8230; a te\u010f u\u017e jenom 45.<\/li>\n<li><strong>hlava v dlan\u00edch, stra\u0161ne rozklepan\u00fd, v prvn\u00edm pat\u0159e<\/strong> &#8211; tam je pohotovost, chlapec zrovna t\u011b\u017ece lituje toho, \u017ee to na svou d\u00edvku \u201ctak je\u0161t\u011b naposledy kot\u011b\u201d\u00a0zkusil a neudr\u017eel se na uzd\u011b. Dorazili 13 minut a 24 vte\u0159in pot\u00e9 co v lo\u017enici rozsv\u00edtili a zjistili \u017ee Freddie Krueger byl docela \u017eaba\u0159.<\/li>\n<li><strong>naprosto stejn\u00fd v\u00fdjev, ale ve \u010dtvrt\u00e9m\u00a0pat\u0159e<\/strong> &#8211; tam jsou porodn\u00ed s\u00e1ly k\u00e1mo, a to u\u017e nen\u00ed ta mladick\u00e1 sranda z prvn\u00edho. Kluk tam sed\u00edc\u00ed te\u010f pekeln\u011b lituje toho, \u017ee podlehl tlaku v\u0161ech d\u00edv\u010d\u00edch a \u017eensk\u00fdch \u010dasopis\u016f buduj\u00edc\u00edch kult \u201cnenech j\u00ed tam samotnou, \u017eena pot\u0159ebuje podporu\u201d a to co d\u00edky tomuto hnut\u00ed vid\u011bl, nejenom \u017ee nedal, ale u\u017e nikdy nezapomene. Od te\u010f na to u\u017e bude na to myslet poka\u017ed\u00fd, kdy\u017e sv\u00e9 d\u00edt\u011b uvid\u00ed. Co\u017e je taky d\u016fvodem toho pro\u010d Petru\u0161ka p\u016fjde hodn\u011b rychle na intern\u00e1t.<\/li>\n<li><strong>jde v\u00e1hav\u00fdm krokem sm\u011brem ven, kdy\u017e T\u011b m\u00edj\u00ed tak se usm\u011bje, v n\u011bkter\u00fdch p\u0159\u00edpadech t\u011b i obejme a d\u00e1 ti dvacku<\/strong> &#8211; samoz\u0159ejm\u011b do porodnice novope\u010den\u00fd otec prost\u011b pat\u0159\u00ed. S posunutou ment\u00e1ln\u00ed hranic\u00ed toho, co v\u0161echno dok\u00e1\u017ee \u017eensk\u00e9 t\u011blo vydr\u017eet vyr\u00e1\u017ei vst\u0159\u00edc parti\u010dce kamar\u00e1d\u016f, kter\u00fdm v pr\u016fb\u011bhu ve\u010dera bude je\u0161t\u011b 16x pou\u0161t\u011bt na mobilu video \u201chele tady u\u017e leze hlavi\u010dka!&#8221;<\/li>\n<li><strong>b\u011b\u017e\u00edc\u00ed mu\u017e s rukama dop\u0159edu<\/strong> &#8211; otec jedni\u010dky a nast\u00e1vaj\u00edc\u00ed otec dvojky. Dvojka je u rodi\u010dky v b\u0159i\u0161e a \u010dek\u00e1 spolu s dal\u0161\u00edmi dv\u011bma des\u00edtkami matek, knihou 50 odst\u00edn\u016f \u0161edi zabalenou v pap\u00edru s kv\u011btinami aby na n\u00ed ostatn\u00ed rodi\u010dky nekoukaly jako \u017ee je b\u011bhna a ban\u00e1nem s tatrankou v kabelce na monitor. Pokukuje po z\u00e1chod\u011b a\u017e se uvoln\u00ed, ale ne zas tak brzo aby se j\u00ed necht\u011blo a\u017e bude na tom monitoru poslouchat techno kter\u00fd odr\u00e1\u017e\u00ed tlukot srd\u00ed\u010dka jejich srd\u00ed\u010dka. Jedni\u010dku, kter\u00e1 z t\u00fd nudy a p\u0159em\u00edry ob\u0159\u00edch matek vzala roha zrovna hon\u00ed\u00a0bl\u00e1hov\u00fd otec. Vzala to kolem rost\u0159esen\u00e9ho mlad\u00edka s hlavou v dlan\u00edch v pat\u0159e prvn\u00edm\u00a0a hrne si to sm\u011brem k v\u00fdtahu do \u010dtvrt\u00e9ho, netu\u0161\u00edc co by j\u00ed tam mohlo potkat. Stejn\u011b tak netu\u0161\u00ed, jak\u00e1 obrovsk\u00e1 ztr\u00e1ta sou\u010dasn\u00e9ho v\u00fdsadn\u00edho postaven\u00ed ji za p\u00e1r t\u00fddn\u016f \u010dek\u00e1.<\/li>\n<li><strong>mu\u017e s pl\u00e1t\u011bn\u00fdm pytl\u00edkem v ruce<\/strong> &#8211; chud\u00e1k, co si koupil p\u0159edporodn\u00ed kurs se svou p\u0159\u00edtelkyn\u00ed, jde na posledn\u00ed lekci. Beru\u0161ka nemohla, je moc velk\u00e1 a p\u0159i del\u0161\u00edm pohybu m\u00e1 plyny. Tak\u017ee se tam state\u010dn\u011b vypravil s\u00e1m nev\u011bdouc, \u017ee posledn\u00ed hodina je posilov\u00e1n\u00ed p\u00e1nevn\u00edho dna spolu s v\u00fdkladem jak mas\u00edrovat hr\u00e1z (necht\u011bj v\u011bd\u011bt\u00a0co to je). V pytl\u00edku m\u00e1 nic netu\u0161\u00edc\u00ed budouc\u00ed tat\u00ednek cvi\u010dky a p\u0159ed sebou 30 minut studu a nen\u00e1vistn\u00fdch pohled\u016f ostatn\u00edch cvi\u010d\u00edc\u00edch\u00a0mamut\u016f.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<div><\/div>\n<div class=\"958545b2ffe6a18f89c3ac8a7be9162a\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<script type=\"text\/javascript\"><!--\r\ngoogle_ad_client = \"pub-9849429965459928\";\r\n\/* Blog 234x60 texty, vytvo\u00c3\ufffd\u00ef\u00bf\u00bd\u00c3\u00af\u00c2\u00bf\u00c2\u00bd\u00c3\ufffd\u00c2\u00af\u00c3\ufffd\u00c2\u00bf\u00c3\ufffd\u00c2\u00bd\u00c3\ufffd\u00ef\u00bf\u00bd\u00c3\ufffd\u00c2\u00af\u00c3\ufffd\u00ef\u00bf\u00bd\u00c3\ufffd\u00c2\u00bf\u00c3\ufffd\u00ef\u00bf\u00bd\u00c3\ufffd\u00c2\u00bd\u00c3\ufffd\u00ef\u00bf\u00bd\u00c3\u00af\u00c2\u00bf\u00c2\u00bd\u00c3\ufffd\u00ef\u00bf\u00bd\u00c3\ufffd\u00c2\u00af\u00c3\ufffd\u00ef\u00bf\u00bd\u00c3\u00af\u00c2\u00bf\u00c2\u00bd\u00c3\ufffd\u00ef\u00bf\u00bd\u00c3\ufffd\u00c2\u00bf\u00c3\ufffd\u00ef\u00bf\u00bd\u00c3\u00af\u00c2\u00bf\u00c2\u00bd\u00c3\ufffd\u00ef\u00bf\u00bd\u00c3\ufffd\u00c2\u00bd\u00c3\ufffd\u00ef\u00bf\u00bd\u00c3\u00af\u00c2\u00bf\u00c2\u00bd\u00c3\ufffd\u00c2\u00af\u00c3\ufffd\u00c2\u00bf\u00c3\ufffd\u00c2\u00bd\u00c3\ufffd\u00ef\u00bf\u00bd\u00c3\u00af\u00c2\u00bf\u00c2\u00bd\u00c3\ufffd\u00ef\u00bf\u00bd\u00c3\ufffd\u00c2\u00af\u00c3\ufffd\u00ef\u00bf\u00bd\u00c3\u00af\u00c2\u00bf\u00c2\u00bd\u00c3\ufffd\u00c2\u00af\u00c3\ufffd\u00c2\u00bf\u00c3\ufffd\u00c2\u00bd\u00c3\ufffd\u00ef\u00bf\u00bd\u00c3\u00af\u00c2\u00bf\u00c2\u00bd\u00c3\ufffd\u00ef\u00bf\u00bd\u00c3\ufffd\u00c2\u00bf\u00c3\ufffd\u00ef\u00bf\u00bd\u00c3\u00af\u00c2\u00bf\u00c2\u00bd\u00c3\ufffd\u00c2\u00af\u00c3\ufffd\u00c2\u00bf\u00c3\ufffd\u00c2\u00bd\u00c3\ufffd\u00ef\u00bf\u00bd\u00c3\u00af\u00c2\u00bf\u00c2\u00bd\u00c3\ufffd\u00ef\u00bf\u00bd\u00c3\ufffd\u00c2\u00bd\u00c3\ufffd\u00ef\u00bf\u00bd\u00c3\u00af\u00c2\u00bf\u00c2\u00bd\u00c3\ufffd\u00c2\u00af\u00c3\ufffd\u00c2\u00bf\u00c3\ufffd\u00c2\u00bd\u00c3\ufffd\u00ef\u00bf\u00bd\u00c3\ufffd\u00c2\u00af\u00c3\ufffd\u00ef\u00bf\u00bd\u00c3\ufffd\u00c2\u00bf\u00c3\ufffd\u00ef\u00bf\u00bd\u00c3\ufffd\u00c2\u00bd\u00c3\ufffd\u00ef\u00bf\u00bd\u00c3\u00af\u00c2\u00bf\u00c2\u00bd\u00c3\ufffd\u00c2\u00af\u00c3\ufffd\u00c2\u00bf\u00c3\ufffd\u00c2\u00bd\u00c3\ufffd\u00ef\u00bf\u00bd\u00c3\u00af\u00c2\u00bf\u00c2\u00bd\u00c3\ufffd\u00ef\u00bf\u00bd\u00c3\ufffd\u00c2\u00af\u00c3\ufffd\u00ef\u00bf\u00bd\u00c3\u00af\u00c2\u00bf\u00c2\u00bd\u00c3\ufffd\u00c2\u00af\u00c3\ufffd\u00c2\u00bf\u00c3\ufffd\u00c2\u00bd\u00c3\ufffd\u00ef\u00bf\u00bd\u00c3\ufffd\u00c2\u00af\u00c3\ufffd\u00ef\u00bf\u00bd\u00c3\ufffd\u00c2\u00bf\u00c3\ufffd\u00ef\u00bf\u00bd\u00c3\ufffd\u00c2\u00bd\u00c3\ufffd\u00ef\u00bf\u00bd\u00c3\u00af\u00c2\u00bf\u00c2\u00bd\u00c3\ufffd\u00c2\u00af\u00c3\ufffd\u00c2\u00bf\u00c3\ufffd\u00c2\u00bd\u00c3\ufffd\u00ef\u00bf\u00bd\u00c3\u00af\u00c2\u00bf\u00c2\u00bd\u00c3\ufffd\u00ef\u00bf\u00bd\u00c3\ufffd\u00c2\u00bf\u00c3\ufffd\u00ef\u00bf\u00bd\u00c3\u00af\u00c2\u00bf\u00c2\u00bd\u00c3\ufffd\u00c2\u00af\u00c3\ufffd\u00c2\u00bf\u00c3\ufffd\u00c2\u00bd\u00c3\ufffd\u00ef\u00bf\u00bd\u00c3\ufffd\u00c2\u00af\u00c3\ufffd\u00ef\u00bf\u00bd\u00c3\ufffd\u00c2\u00bf\u00c3\ufffd\u00ef\u00bf\u00bd\u00c3\ufffd\u00c2\u00bd\u00c3\ufffd\u00ef\u00bf\u00bd\u00c3\u00af\u00c2\u00bf\u00c2\u00bd\u00c3\ufffd\u00c2\u00af\u00c3\ufffd\u00c2\u00bf\u00c3\ufffd\u00c2\u00bd\u00c3\ufffd\u00ef\u00bf\u00bd\u00c3\u00af\u00c2\u00bf\u00c2\u00bd\u00c3\ufffd\u00ef\u00bf\u00bd\u00c3\ufffd\u00c2\u00bdeno 10.1.11 *\/\r\ngoogle_ad_slot = \"1054435175\";\r\ngoogle_ad_width = 234;\r\ngoogle_ad_height = 60;\r\n\/\/-->\r\n<\/script>\r\n<script type=\"text\/javascript\"\r\nsrc=\"http:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/show_ads.js\">\r\n<\/script>\n<\/div>\n\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ani nev\u00edm, jak se to stalo. 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