{"id":656,"date":"2015-04-22T13:28:31","date_gmt":"2015-04-22T12:28:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/6378.wms78.wedos.ws\/subdom\/blog\/?p=656"},"modified":"2015-04-22T13:46:40","modified_gmt":"2015-04-22T12:46:40","slug":"fotri-v-bazenu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/6378.wms78.wedos.ws\/subdom\/blog\/fotri-v-bazenu\/","title":{"rendered":"Otcov\u00e9 v baz\u00e9nu"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"958545b2ffe6a18f89c3ac8a7be9162a\" data-index=\"3\" style=\"float: none; margin:0px;\">\n<script type=\"text\/javascript\"><!--\r\ngoogle_ad_client = \"ca-pub-9849429965459928\";\r\n\/* Blog 300x250 \u00c3\ufffd\u00ef\u00bf\u00bd\u00c3\u00af\u00c2\u00bf\u00c2\u00bdl\u00c3\ufffd\u00ef\u00bf\u00bd\u00c3\ufffd\u00c2\u00a1nky *\/\r\ngoogle_ad_slot = \"0479547637\";\r\ngoogle_ad_width = 300;\r\ngoogle_ad_height = 250;\r\n\/\/-->\r\n<\/script>\r\n<script type=\"text\/javascript\"\r\nsrc=\"http:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/show_ads.js\">\r\n<\/script>\n<\/div>\n<p>Ne ka\u017ed\u00fd m\u00e1 tu mo\u017enost se v baz\u00e9nu <a href=\"http:\/\/fotruv-denik.blog.cz\/1503\/cenek-znovu-v-aquaparku-tentokrat-uz-naposled\" target=\"_blank\">posoust\u0159edit po okol\u00ed<\/a>. Ale kdy\u017e m\u00e1te aspo\u0148 tro\u0161ku rozumu a ud\u011bl\u00e1te si hodnou hol\u010di\u010dku, m\u00e1te tu mo\u017enost se pokochat i dal\u0161\u00edmi bytostmi, kter\u00fd se v tomto panoptiku ned\u011bln\u00edho odpoledne nach\u00e1zej\u00ed.<\/p>\n<p>Dojde k tomu naprosto pochopiteln\u011b. Kdy\u017e se po t\u00fddenn\u00edm vytv\u00e1\u0159en\u00ed hodnot posna\u017e\u00edte v p\u00e1tek ve\u010der vymyslet n\u011bjakej program na v\u00edkend a vyjdou z toho zase sobotn\u00ed Pod\u011bbrady, pokus\u00edte se v ned\u011bli pro potomka vymyslet n\u011bco opravdu \u00fa\u017easn\u00fdho. Jenom\u017ee na v\u00e1s dopoledne sedne \u00fanava ze v\u010derej\u0161\u00ed proch\u00e1zky osolen\u00e1 depkou z toho \u017ee je zejtra zase pond\u011bl\u00ed a osma\u017een\u00e1 dopoledn\u00edm programem, ve kter\u00e9m se st\u0159\u00eddaj\u00ed Pi\u017ela M\u017eik, Spongebob, naprosto vyhulen\u00fd p\u0159\u00edb\u011bhy hada a slona a naprosto dementn\u00ed Snapatun\u00ed\u00edz. Cel\u00e1 kombinace sice zajist\u00ed onu drahocennou chvilku klidu, ale prohloub\u00ed pot\u0159ebu b\u00fdt lep\u0161\u00ed otec ne\u017e je odst\u00e1vka u televize. Sp\u00e1sn\u00e9 \u0159e\u0161en\u00ed je v\u00fdlet do baz\u00e9nu, je to p\u0159ece z\u00e1bava kombinovan\u00e1 se sportem!<\/p>\n<p>U\u017e na parkovi\u0161ti zjist\u00edte, \u017ee nejste sami. Podobn\u011b posti\u017een\u00fdch otc\u016f, kte\u0159\u00ed vyf\u00e1sli potomka, a\u0165 u\u017e proto\u017ee mamka taky pot\u0159ebuje m\u00edt chv\u00edli pro sebe, nebo je zrovna onen v\u00edkend st\u0159\u00eddav\u00e9 p\u00e9\u010de, je na parkovi\u0161ti p\u011bkn\u00e1 \u0159\u00e1dka. Na\u0161t\u011bst\u00ed jsme v lok\u00e1ln\u00edm s\u00eddli\u0161tn\u00edm akvaparku, kter\u00fd sice m\u00e1 j\u00e1sav\u00fd billboard se \u0161\u0165astnou rodinou dov\u00e1d\u011bj\u00edc\u00ed v blankytn\u011b chlorov\u00e9 vod\u011b, ale realita je jak jsem ji\u017e popsal slo\u017een\u00e1 p\u0159ev\u00e1\u017en\u011b z otc\u016f, n\u011bkolika teenage utrpenc\u016f se smartphony v igelitov\u00fdm pytl\u00edku s gumi\u010dkou, n\u011bkolika osamocen\u00fdmi\u00a0kmety s ukrutn\u011b chlupatejma z\u00e1dama a dv\u011bma vychrtl\u00fdmi \u010dahouny s plovac\u00ed \u010depic\u00ed a br\u00fdlemi, kte\u0159\u00ed se marn\u011b pokou\u0161ej\u00ed pilovat sv\u016fj z\u00e1vodn\u00ed styl v baz\u00e9nu pln\u00fdm mal\u00fdch pira\u0148. Ty \u0161\u0165astn\u00e9 rodiny z billboardu nyn\u00ed vystupuj\u00ed z b\u00edl\u00e9ho SUV levn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed zna\u010dky v tom zn\u00e1m\u00e9m akvaparku za Prahou, kde za 2 hodiny dov\u00e1d\u011bn\u00ed zaplat\u00ed zna\u010dnou \u010d\u00e1st platu t\u011bch, kte\u0159\u00ed jsou te\u010f tady se mnou.<\/p>\n<p>V na\u0161em terit\u00f3riu jsou t\u0159i baz\u00e9ny (tobog\u00e1n nepo\u010d\u00edtam, tam se bojim). Na\u0161\u00edm c\u00edlem je ale jeden jedin\u00fd &#8211; c\u00e1chadlo pro mr\u0148ata s hloubkou asi 20 \u010d\u00edsel, dv\u011bma vodotrysky a plechovou miniklouza\u010dkou. M\u00e1me tady klasick\u00fd ned\u011bln\u00ed \u0161tamgasty.<\/p>\n<p>Nejsmutn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed jsou \u201cakvapanicov\u00e9\u201d (jsem tady dneska na zkou\u0161ku poprv\u00fd). Nemaj\u00ed s sebou naprosto nic, co\u017e vy\u00fas\u0165uje v je\u0161t\u011b v\u011bt\u0161\u00ed zmatenost, hlavn\u011b kdy\u017e si jejich d\u011bti sna\u017e\u00ed osvojit n\u011bjak\u00fd hra\u010dky a oni nev\u00ed, jestli ty kybl\u00ed\u010dky n\u011bkomu pat\u0159\u00ed nebo ne, a tak tam chod\u00ed, vrac\u00ed ty v\u011bci a v\u0161em se omlouvaj\u00ed. Jejich d\u011bti se poznaj\u00ed snadno, pov\u011bt\u0161inou je kolem nich voda tro\u0161ku \u017elut\u00e1, proto\u017ee ta\u0165ka nezapom\u011bl jenom ruk\u00e1vky, ale i pl\u00ednu do vody. Akvapanice taky pozn\u00e1te podle lehce p\u0159kr\u010den\u00e9ho postoje.\u00a0Jsou p\u0159ipraveni vyrazit a ochr\u00e1nit svoje d\u00edt\u011b kdykoliv a jakkoliv. Krou\u017e\u00ed a kr\u00e1\u010d\u00ed kolem baz\u00e9nu sna\u017e\u00edc se kop\u00edrovat pohyb d\u00edt\u011bte a naj\u00edt nejkrat\u0161\u00ed cestu k tomu, aby ho mohli v p\u0159\u00edpad\u011b pot\u0159eby sko\u010dit do 20cenimetr\u00e1ku \u0161ipku, srazit svoje d\u00edt\u011b k zemi, neskute\u010dn\u011b se od\u0159\u00edt a cestou skolit n\u011bkolik dal\u0161\u00edch ratolest\u00ed, jenom aby si Luk\u00e1\u0161ek nenamo\u010dil ten aft\u00edk na pusince. Akvapanicov\u00e9 s plach\u00fdm pohledem ze za\u010d\u00e1tku sed\u00ed na druh\u00fdm schod\u011b a a\u017e po cca 20 minut\u00e1ch se osm\u011bl\u00ed a sestoup\u00ed n\u00ed\u017e, aby si mohli opl\u00e1chnout aspo\u0148 nohy a hemeroidy tak jak to d\u011blaj\u00ed ostatn\u00ed.<\/p><!--CusAds0-->\n<p>D\u0159\u00edv to byl ka\u017edej v\u00edkend kotel na Letn\u00fd, dneska u\u017e permanentku na Spartu nahradila permice do tohohle vodn\u00edho \u201csv\u011bta\u201d. Kupodivu, tihle kluci jsou asi nejsympati\u010dt\u011bj\u0161\u00ed z cel\u00fdho osazenstva a ur\u010dit\u011b jedin\u00ed, kte\u0159\u00ed zvl\u00e1daj\u00ed hyperaktivn\u00ed kluky vytv\u00e1\u0159ej\u00edc\u00ed onu vodn\u00ed simulaci pira\u0148\u00edho hem\u017een\u00ed. Star\u00fd \u010dasy p\u0159ipom\u00ednaj\u00ed u\u017e jenom blednouc\u00ed \u010detn\u00e9 k\u00e9ry, stejn\u011b ale dostal mladej aspo\u0148 plavky s tou pravou bordovou barvou a velk\u00fdm n\u00e1pisem ESPA\u0147A. Ta\u0165kov\u00e9\u00a0zaslou\u017een\u011b bud\u00ed respekt v\u0161ech ostatn\u00edch d\u011bt\u00ed, neboj\u00ed se toti\u017e mr\u0161tit sv\u00fdm d\u00edt\u011btem po hlav\u011b metr dop\u0159edu a za sm\u00edchu obou spustit hur\u00f3nsk\u00fd pok\u0159ik kdy\u017e se mladej vyhrabe z pod vody a za\u010dne ji po t\u00e1tovi plivat.<\/p>\n<p>Z druh\u00fdho b\u0159ehu pozoruje bejval\u00fd hooligans tro\u0161ku z\u00e1vistiv\u011b mladej, taky ple\u0161atej tat\u00ednek v obta\u017een\u00fdch kr\u00e1tk\u00fdch plavk\u00e1ch, le\u017e\u00ed jako jedinej \u00fapln\u011b pono\u0159enej nap\u0159\u00ed\u010d baz\u00e9nem. Kdy\u017e se dozv\u011bd\u011bl, \u017ee \u010dek\u00e1 kluka, hned si p\u0159edstavil jak\u00fd to bude super a\u017e spolu budou blbnout. Svoje asi ro\u010dn\u00ed mimino se pokou\u0161\u00ed povzbudit slovy \u201ctak dem do toho velk\u00fdho baz\u00e9nu?\u201d nebo \u201c\u017ee na tebe st\u0159\u00edknu!\u201d. Mladej ho s polootev\u0159enou slintaj\u00edc\u00ed pusou docela ignoruje a nam\u00edsto toho se pou\u0161t\u00ed do \u017eu\u017el\u00e1n\u00ed r\u016f\u017eov\u00fdho krop\u00e1\u010dku, kterej si rve do pusy. Ta\u0165ka s lehce zklaman\u00fdm nedo\u010dkav\u00fdm v\u00fdrazem za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1 ch\u00e1pat, \u017ee si o\u010dividn\u011b j\u011b\u0161t\u011b po\u010dk\u00e1 ne\u017e prov\u011btraj\u00ed ten cyklotri\u00e1l, kterej koupil synkovi i sob\u011b k prvn\u00edm narozk\u00e1m.<\/p>\n<p>Mezit\u00edm si Verunka, ke kter\u00fd se u\u017e p\u016fl hodiny nikdo nehl\u00e1s\u00ed, uprost\u0159ed baz\u00e9nu stoupne, nasad\u00ed neur\u010dit\u00fd v\u00fdraz a v\u00fdrazn\u011b\u00a0z\u010derven\u00e1. Jej\u00ed matka koketuj\u00edc\u00ed s plav\u010d\u00edkem sice zpozoruje, \u017ee jej\u00ed d\u00edt\u011b o\u010dividn\u011b sere, ale zhodnotila \u017ee bude nejm\u00ed\u0148 n\u00e1padn\u00fd se k Verunce nehl\u00e1sit, ne\u017e kdyby j\u00ed odt\u00e1hla jinam a \u0159evem a smardem tak na sebe zbyte\u010dn\u011b upozornily. Nav\u00edc m\u00e1 pl\u00ednu, tak co!<\/p>\n<p>Mezit\u00edm p\u0159ich\u00e1z\u00ed anglicky na sebe mluv\u00edc\u00ed p\u00e1re\u010dek thajky a pon\u011bkud siln\u011bj\u0161\u00edho mu\u017ee s \u010desk\u00fdm ksichtem. P\u00e1n se py\u0161n\u011b posad\u00ed doprost\u0159ed baz\u00e9nku a za\u010dne kontrolovat jestli ho v\u0161ichni pat\u0159i\u010dn\u011b obdivujeme, na kl\u00edn\u011b\u00a0p\u016flro\u010dn\u00edho michelina s vesel\u00fdm \u00fasm\u011bvem. Jeho man\u017eelka se nesm\u011ble posadila na kraj baz\u00e9nku, kouk\u00e1 z okna a po n\u011bkolik\u00e1t\u00fd si prob\u00edr\u00e1 plusy a m\u00ednusy toho, jestli byl dobrej n\u00e1pad vym\u011bnit rozeh\u0159\u00e1tou domovskou pl\u00e1\u017e, kde si mohla pohodln\u011b vyd\u011bl\u00e1vat prostituc\u00ed, za pra\u017eskej s\u00eddl\u00e1k a mo\u017enost porodit 5tikilov\u00fd d\u00edt\u011b.<\/p>\n<p>Kontroluju svoje d\u00edt\u011b, kter\u00fd si mezit\u00edm poctiv\u011b naplnilo u\u017e druhej kybl\u00edk vodi\u010dkou a zkou\u0161\u00edm po vzoru otce s p\u0159ehnan\u00fdm o\u010dek\u00e1v\u00e1n\u00edm ono \u201ctak dem do toho velk\u00fdho baz\u00e9nu?\u201d. P\u0159ekvapiv\u011b se mi dost\u00e1v\u00e1 hbit\u011b pozitivn\u00ed odpov\u011bdi a tak se v\u00edt\u011bzoslavn\u011b usm\u011bju a zved\u00e1m se. Post\u0159ehnu lehce z\u00e1vistiv\u00fd pohled v obta\u017een\u00fdch plavk\u00e1ch a tak je\u0161t\u011b po\u017e\u00e1d\u00e1m prdku aby dala tomu chlape\u010dkovi ten bagr, kterej si zabrala jako \u201cMOJE\u201d. Dostalo se mi zp\u011btn\u00e9ho d\u011bkovn\u00e9ho \u00fasm\u011bvu a c\u00edt\u00edm soulad se v\u0161\u00edm kolem. Jsme tady v\u0161ichni na jedn\u00fd lodi. 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